Teh Tasty Nuggetz are going on a road trip to Baton Rouge, Louisiana! Teh Angry Wolf is going back to the bayou for party-time, while THG is still in “some-wheres-ville” along the eastern seaboard….. Oh I can smell the boudin and jambalaya from here and man does it smell like victory.
Death Valley, enter at your own risk!
There have been a preposterous amount of statistics on many football websites and stories about the magic of playing in Tiger Stadium, but let me tell you readers of thehungrygeographer.com there is NO PLACE like Death Valley!!!!!! I mean people love writing about the place!
I am almost getting carried away right here…. but of course Teh Angry Wolf has provided some Tasty Nuggetz to satisfy your hunger.
Ahhh you gotta love college kidz. Think they know everything. They think they’re onto some secret knowledge or something by pointing out missed pick when they conveniently leave out that you were above .500 ATS for the week. Hope you gather research better in your papers for your classes than that wanna-be GOTCHA! moment.
Well, Nuggeteers, I’m coming to you early in the week since I’ll be off to see The Wizard (Gary Crowton) starting tomorrow. Or maybe I’ll just be on the road again. Either way hopefully the trip won’t last too long but if it does, I’ll drive all niiiiiiiiiight just to get back home. So make the phone call b/c mama, mama I’m coming hooooooo-home.
Ok, enough of the song puns.
Last week’s results (SU/ATS/LOW)
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Michigan -1.5 over Michigan St. L/L (You’re welcome, Patenge)
Va. Tech -16.5 at Duke W/L/L (WTF? Dood! I’m under .500 in teh LOW, 1st time ever I think; that ain’t good!)
Bama -17 at Kentucky W/W
Georgia -2.5 over LSU L/L (Seriously, Michio Kaku, did you really think I would be upset at missing this pick? Now go google Michio Kaku so you know you’re dealing with someone smarter than you)
Auburn +1.5 at Tennessee W/W (ugh, another free money game; almost makes oyu wanna start betting again)
USC -5.5 over Cal W/W (ANOTHER free money game, that would’ve been my parlay if I still bet, this game & the one above; I knew this should’ve been the LOW)
Ole Miss -9 over Vandy W/W
Ohio St. -16 over Indiana W/W
Air Force +3.5 vs. Navy L/L (I’ll ponder it again, where have you gone, Dee Dowis?)
Wazzou +31 at Oregon W/L (Ok pony threw me, no more rides)
Last week’s record
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SU: 7-3
ATS: 6-4
LOW: 0-1
Season Record
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SU: 33-74 .660
ATS: 26-24 .520
LOW: 2-3 .400 (yoinks)
I’ll be brief this week since I have to pack & leave tomorrow so I’ll turn it over to a guest picker, super missionary extraordinaire, Heisman winner, levitating guru & none other than He Who Is Concussed himself, Tim Tebow. 
TT: Platypus a revelations bong!
What? Are you sure you’re okay to do this, Tim?
TT: Datil pepper pants!
Ok, I’ll take that as a yes b/c I gotta go. See y’all, see some of you starting on thursday, see some of you on Saturday. Take it away Timmy…
This Week’s Games
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Missouri +3 vs. Nebraska- Poooooooooo prezzo pizza Pelini! Achy breaky heart my jug. Blaine Gabbert youth cairns frolic butter for groves turpentine. Cheeky cheeky. Show me jokey pokey hokey. Tigers, Huskers no wunna wunga! Blabbity husker dü jangy wangy popper tops. Pelini defense chugga wugga hope freedom flat lands 23 skidoo. Husker goba da boba Joba Chamberlain. Kerplunkety dunka dunk. Missouri 29, Nebraska 27
Syracuse +10 vs. West Virginia- Cheeba da basketball? Dubble dibble. Rob dibble? Skaribble fribble. ‘Cuuuuuuuuuuse! ‘Cuuuuuuuuuuuse! Orangeman loranger town gropes the fairies. Dome play ‘em palladium, my stadium arcadium no date ‘em. Hubba bubba da Mountaineers be the steers cheese the noise on my ears. Sausage links da jinx the Orangemen scribble scrabble. Boeheim my guggenheim & it’s lay down the Hockenheim. Almost a zoom zoom. Definitely be zigga zig ah. West Virginia
24, Syracuse 20
Georgia +1.5 at Tennessee- Pew wee. Hang down on the stinky pinky, no linky the Johnathon Crompton. Brother man hug a death flower. Goop da poop b/c it ain’t soup. Kiffykins handle Timmy bad sad no my dad. Feline zippity da do da. Bulldoggy woggys get froggy but no boggy & soggy play like big loggy. Ginger Ninja be a winna this table dance. Checky no wrecky, Uga boogie hock a loogie give em da noogies. Chess drawers! Georgia 23, Tennessee 17
Houston +1.5 at Mississippi St.- Houston go losing outta the Top 25. Be dat jive, no alive, or thrive in the hive? Dog ding dongs ring a ding all day long be a sing song with the Billabong. Is be dat Yvonne Goolagong? Google sprinkle winkle the tinkle. Mullen me huggin ain’t no more. Cougar woof woof my mommy the tommy. Starkville vaudeville baskerville abbeville marksville gainesville no kill. Memphis baby rabies! Houston 31, Mississippi St. 21
Wisconsin +16 at Ohio St.- 16 rams?! 16 rams?! Why getta a debta the 16 rams? Badger badger badger go go gadget super badger pants. 16 rams big time have a telethon. Terrelle Pryor sire the wire no liar like Urban Meyer. Oops, bibbity bobbity be boo. Never last do past go gas go. I dots the spots me plots got fots & knots all the time in my bots. I ring a wing Sweater Vest sappy preppy skippy trippy trips. Gunga gulunga! Cooooooo’ me gotta a lotta the Motts. Wisconsin 19, Ohio St. 17
Bama -6 over Ole Miss- Saban be a fable-a with the Crimson nation-a. Lawrence of a labia be pyromania with the Xanadu bush. Title tittles vittles soon for Atlanta Santa. Or gore fore thou Satan more lore whore Saban? McElroy the Gilroy I am Kilroy. Jabberwocky me cocky so blocky the stocky tick tocky the clocky. Like Hockey? Happenstances… Snead peed weed seed freed the lead, steeds heeds meads. Rebel webble, da debil. Scroll wiiiiiiiiiiiiiide! Pachyderm with lubraderm, see ‘em squirm! Bama 27, Ole Miss 18
Stanford pick ‘em at Oregon St.- Stanford hanford Carney Lansford! Elway hallway Sammy Baugh Jim Harbaugh. Cardinal Richelieu the Beavers dream weavers go & leave her Mike Seaver. Wait no hate Tom Seaver? Nirvana nevermind. Stanford haberdasherie no cash Mike Lee. Pac 10 for win Cardinal sin? Again, the zen pen hens lend & mend then send. Over rover, my lover hover suffer. Go buff her. Michael Buffer? H.R. Pufnstuf. Stanford 26, Oregon St. 21
Georgia Tech +2.5 at FSU- Bobby Bowden go down frown the clown shinedown on the lowdown hang ‘em up. Seminole my peep hole black hole no soul no bowl. Hahahahaha Laugh tracks the Wramblin’ Wreck what-the-heck Shrek on a Star Trek & Alex Trebek. Bleck! Buckfutter! More hahahas Triple option soppin’ it up with a biscuit. Triscuits no lick it me stick it, go get sick with it. Enigneers for years & years, King Lear or Norman Lear? Sears & Roebuck. Georgia Tech 34, Florida St. 28
LSU +9.5 vs. Florida- The Rant pants & slants & gets a panties in a bunch. Lunch bunch the hunch, Timmy cry. Urban cry, Saban lie, Bush lie Uncle Freddy die. Pizza pie, Rotolo’s, rollos & popped collar polos. Dance with shirts off, David Hasslehoff, German troughs, Grand Moff Tarkin. Trippin’ ’shrooms, Dreadlocks of Doom, Tigra & Bunny & we like the boom. Tigers no liger with a Rod Steiger. Twilight zone to the bone. 4th downs & a Jacob Hester, no molester like a trailer park Chester. Circumcisions and a circumspect, play the guitar like a Spiral Architect. I got a boogah, hard metal Meshuggah. Look like a Jew, mouth does spew, like him some stew, Vic-to-try for L-S-UUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Sadeness, Part II. Doth be Enigma. LSU 23, Florida 21
Iowa -8 over Michigan- Hawkeye’s on M*a*s*h, Dick Rod making that cash, daddy like the Heavenly Hash. Prime time big ten, somebody win, everybody sin, 5 minutes fighting in the bin. Ethanol, no methanol, barbasol & parasol. Uncle Sol, pall malls & a rubber bouncy ball. Ann Arbor in my harbor like Sandy Barber. Iowa no lie-owa, no die-owa. Beaches of Tarawa? Go jawa go. Ooh teeny! Beat a Penn St. they make a date, win on slate. Gotta go ants are marching. Scooter my daisy hands while I’m tripping daises & tripping billies, silly? Iowa 28, Michigan 17
Merry Levitation!
You done, Eat!
THG
